Merry Christmas Guys....

if it wasn’t for Tamaki we would still be lost souls

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

kimiooon:

honhonhon
OMG

kimiooon:

honhonhon

OMG

sad-girlatsickworld:

narbenhure:


i-regret-eating:

trying-to-hide-the-pain:

dead-lullaby-for-myself:

deathonabedofroses:

fuer-immer-liebe:

scarredwristsandrazorblades:

unworth-it:

judgem3ntal-fucks:

tearyimages:

raydioaktive:

33,363 notes, well done society

57,307 funny….. You guys are all beautiful

68,507 is too big :(

74,403 think completely wrong about their selves

92, 082 no guys stop :(

125.387 People reblogged this, but i can’t even find one ugly person

296, 615 beautiful faces, bodies, minds and souls that have been tragically currupted by society’s definition of ‘beauty’.

3hundredfucking4THOUSAND! :’c…

I’m so fucking fat and chubby and ugly. You don’t even know

391,463 I know no one here is really ugly

M.


500.000 people who think the’re ugly. An i’m the only one who is really ugly and fat :(

sad-girlatsickworld:

narbenhure:

i-regret-eating:

trying-to-hide-the-pain:

dead-lullaby-for-myself:

deathonabedofroses:

fuer-immer-liebe:

scarredwristsandrazorblades:

unworth-it:

judgem3ntal-fucks:

tearyimages:

raydioaktive:

33,363 notes, well done society

57,307 funny….. You guys are all beautiful

68,507 is too big :(

74,403 think completely wrong about their selves

92, 082 no guys stop :(

125.387 People reblogged this, but i can’t even find one ugly person

296, 615 beautiful faces, bodies, minds and souls that have been tragically currupted by society’s definition of ‘beauty’.

3hundredfucking4THOUSAND! :’c…

I’m so fucking fat and chubby and ugly. You don’t even know

391,463 I know no one here is really ugly

M.

500.000 people who think the’re ugly. An i’m the only one who is really ugly and fat :(

Yarm School trip to Fontainebleau 2014

Yarm School trip to Fontainebleau 2014

chad-warwick:

Happy 56th Birthday, Peter Capaldi!
Peter Dougan Capaldi. 14 April 1958. Glasgow, Scotland, UK.

ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

rescue me chin boy, and show me the stars

1,267,251 plays

rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:


#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:


that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

image

Unknown ship:

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Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

image

Ship remains non-canon?

image

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

image

You ALMOST Ship something:

image

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

image

Someone insults your ship:

image

Ship becomes canon:

image

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

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that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you